Would a gherkin by any other name taste as sweet? I certainly hope so.
No matter how modern the holiday relish tray may become, you will still sit at centre stage of the crystal tray.
Your sweet crunchiness hits the spot every time, and your tiny diced up bits do lovely things to tuna and ham salads, and my hot dogs would be empty without your relish.
Let us all raise a pickle to the man who first sweet brined a tiny cucumber!
*crunch*